Piranhas With Manners

by The Broken Harts

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1.
Have you heard the voice of the Fell The people of Keswick a force you can’t quell The ones from mountain tops and valleys below Our foes shake with fear when the Keswick folk go! We are the ones from up near Dragonspine, We are the the mighty, rugged, humble ^combined! Foes should run, we will not be conquered We are the Keswick ones enemies slaughtered. Winters hit us like cold blocks of lead, But Keswick Endures - our people are fed. From the castle of Carlisle to the farm in the vale, We have pride in our Land Laws and People. Our land may be harsh, barren, cold and bare. But our hearts are warm interwoven with care. Treat friends as family, Our countrymen as kin, We fight together and never give in. We have pendragon to guide us in Law, Hunter to care for the land we adore, Nethras to care for the people of our land, We are the Keswick people, united we stand.
2.
I Dream 02:44
I deal of fourteen sweaty men all dressed in leather With their hands on their weapons whatever the weather, Some are quick and others slow Some are just good at receiving a blow I sing of Jugga the sport of kings I sing of Jugga, let the music ring If you find yourself with nothing to do Then go and watch some men handle their weapons for you I dream of people in a circle and they’re gathered round, And there’s one in the middle often leaning on the ground At the kneeling one they all “staff their power” but you’re guaranteed a climax in a quarter of an hour I sing of rituals, how we get out stuff, I sing of rituals I can’t get enough If you want to see some people walk a dodgy road, Then go and watch a ritual it’s the motherload. I dream of one kind of man who I love to be around He can go at it for hours he keeps getting off the ground I can poke him till he bleeds and he can still take more One minute he’s there in my face, and then back on the floor I sing on were lovely creatures I just love their fur, I sing of were and how I don’t care if they’re boys or girls, They have the stamina to go all night I hear, And I like it even better if they’re immune to fear. I dream of one kind of man often found with the scouts, He’s not often seen but he’s always about For if you notice him he can’t penetrate If you spot him then he can’t go through you it’s too late I sing of dagger boys, they’re lightening quick, I sing of dagger boys who can’t handle my big stick, They sneak on me when I’m unaware, It’s when they grab me from behind that I notice they’re there. I dream of all the different people and their different skills And how they all have ways to please me some have Iron Wills Some can beguile me to do as they say, Some are just relaxing but for those I pay.
3.
Blood and Fire Raphael DeMedici (James Goulding) There is a Condottieri from Sicilia, the blackened staff We have the power of might and mind In battle we stand tall and defend Albion We are the lost, forgotten but in blood and fire we are one. Flare our commander he’s not often seen awake He sleeps in shadows but has honour no mistake And if you find him lying still upon the ground He still might claw your face off, or at least that’s what I’ve found. If you go down the bank Septamus can be found He forges with shadows so is often not around And Wildfire our ex-captain he’s a jolly chap Freezes with touch they say so best not take a nap Icthus the chaplain he is tall and strong and brave He’s known as breaks the world so you’d better behave Iskaria she’s the clerk she handles all the paper She laughs with malice so you’d best not try to bait her Dark Cloud she guides our future what else can I say And Sky sleeps on the floor no need for a bed of hay And Mandrake tends to life so he’s the first one i’d save But Winx she keeps us lit throughout the cold dark days Don’t argue with Alan cos he’s quite the grumpy sod He answers with violence and that about all he’s got. And then there’s Raphael the author of this song. When he started writing it, it wasn’t meant to be this long!
4.
Die Alone 08:24
In the misty lands of Albion there’s a group that everybody knows If you’re strong in faith and firepower, maybe you can even join the Crows Worshippers and demon wranglers, the finest ritual team you’ve ever known They’ve boasted many heroes but sadly most of them have died alone CHORUS Sail the Ars Moriendi to the isle of Lindisfarne Where Ma Crow will do her best to keep you safe from harm Wield the Iron of Flaming Glory! Pray your death is not too gory! Albion’s our home, we’ll give our lives; defend the throne Join the Crows! (Join the crows!) See the world! (See the world!) And die alone! (Die alone!) Die alone! (Die alone!) Join the Crows! (Join the crows!) See the world! (See the world!) And die alone! (Die alone!) Die alone! (Die alone!) die alone! Jackamo Cassandra was a hero and the founder of the Crows But in York the foul unliving made poor Jackamo lie down and decompose Merlon was the Sheriff, sworn always to Albion defend He got poisoned on the battlefield, and found that he had met a sticky end Into a ritual circle stepped a beastkin and an umbral and an elf But unbeknownst to them it was to prove to be a hazard to their health Sathareal, Osuna and Taryn earned respect and admiration But the vapour poison proved that a ritual seal provides no ventilation Burdock loved himself, and when he was around you had to watch your back Until some zombies came, pulled out his entrails and had a ghoulish snack Shio was an angry one who wanted to do Harm to Xatabai But the demon tore his kidneys out and made herself a steak and Shio pie Cap’n was a ritualist, well known and well respected to his men He got tanked up at a party, went out to pee and was never seen again Orthorian loved knowledge, he was curious and thirsted for the facts But his brains sprayed on the walls whilst he was playing games inside the tesseract
5.
They're sailing for Albion, Oh! What a shame! Someone is after our island again! We'll let them have it, Oh, yes we will! But maybe they won't want it when they get the bill! For we march in the shadow, Of the dragon's wing. Ours is the glory, Of the Once and Future King. Who's leading Albion to keep buggering on? The Order of the Pendragon! That's Who! The Order of the Pendragon! Call out the Marines, Call out the Crows, Call out Hawkshead Archers with their bows! Call out the Urchins, but hold on to your cash, And from the Drunken Duck, call the Mackintash! Call out the Hunters, Call the Blackened Staff, Call out the Greenwood Fae for a laugh! Call out the Foresters from Rutterkins, And rouse the Black Boar before the fight begins! But, who's marching forth here? Who will defend, Every inch of Albion no matter what they send? Who's fighting hard until the foe gets gone? The Order of the Pendragon. That's Who! The Order of the Pendragon. For we march in the shadow, Of the dragon's wing. Ours is the glory, of the Once and Future King. Who's leading Albion to keep buggering on? The Order of the Pendragon. That's Who! The Order of the Pendragon. We march 'neath the banner, Of the White Knight. The Pendragon's fire, Sets our souls alight. The Book of the Dead, our names do not adorn. The Order of the Pendragon. That's Us! The Order of the Pendragon.
6.
The old man kissed his daughter, and his grandson in her arms And prayed that their passage would be swift and safe from harm She set off on her journey down the rocky mountain road Carrying her baby to the fertile lands below The mountain shakes and shudders from itsroots up to its crown with a roar like mighty thunder the avalanche rolls down the frost bites like steel and the winds grow fierce and wild A babe wrapped in a blanket of snow, the Mountain made this child The old man saw the storm clouds swelling, thick and fast And rushed to find his daughter in the lonely mountain pass He searched up there for hours, battered by the howling gale He found her body like a statue, cold and hard and pale In her arms she held her baby, so small and frail and still Embraced in icy fingers of the mountain’s deathly chill The old man cried out in anguish, loud enough to split the sky When the echoes had subsided, he heard the baby cry He carried back the baby to the safety of his keep He prayed the boy would live and would awaken from his sleep An avalanche roared down on the distant mountainside And as if the mountain called to him, the boy opened his eyes They named him Wyndrake Winterheart, he grew tall and strong and broad Master of the hunting knife, the songbook and the sword On the shores of Wintermere, the boy became a man He learned the paths of the Dragonspine, of its people and its clans One day he went wandering on the highest windswept fells 
A snowstorm drove him to a cave and sealed it like a cell Two weeks the mountain held him, whispered secrets bold and strange When it finally released him, he was forever changed With Pendragon in his blood and Excalibur in his hand The mountain in his heart and a love for his homeland A true child of the Dragonspine, from Wintermere he came The mountain shaped the boy and the man that he became
7.
My love do you of’n think of me, As you wander through the trees It’s your eternal Beauty That brought me to my knees My love, you are, as pure as driven snow And you live inside of my heart. This place I live, this Albion, Keeps me strong now we’re apart. My love, I always feel you. Where’re on this land I tread. This land, this home this Albion This is where I’ll lay my head. We are apart and may be evermore but you’re always in my heart My friends, this land, this life I now love, Keeps me strong now our love has gone dark.
8.
Some friends and I in a public house, Was playing a game of chance one night When into the pub a fireman ran, His face all chalky white “What’s up” said Brown “Have you seen a ghost? Or have you seen me aunt Mariah?” “Me aunt Mariah be buggered said he "the bleeding pub’s on fire!” And there was brown he was upside down Lapping up the whisky on the floor. Booze! Booze! the Fireman cried As they all came knocking on the door (clap clap) Oh don’t let them in ‘till it’s all drunk up And somebody shouted ALBION! (ALBION!) And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk when the old Queen’s Rest burned down. “Oh well” says brown “What a bot of luck! Everybody follow me. And it’s down to the cellar If the fire’s not there Then we’ll have a grand old spree” So we went on down after good old brown The booze we could not miss And we hadn’t been there ten minutes or more till we were all quite pissed. Then, smith walked over to the port-wine tub And gave it just a few hard knocks (call clap) Started taking of his pantaloons Likewise his shoes and socks. “Hold On” says brown “that ain’t allowed Ya cannot do that thing in here. Washing things in the port-wine tub when we got Guiness beer.” Then there came from the old back door The incantor from the local shrine And when he saw our drunken ways He began to scream and whine. “Ah you drunken sods, you heathen clods! You’ve taken a drunken spree! You drank up all the bleeding wine and you didn’t save a drop for me! And then there came a mighty crash Half the bloody roof caved in We were almost drowned in the fireman’s hose But we saved the mead and gin. So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks And we nailed ourselves inside And we sat there drinking the finest fun Till we were bleary eyes. Later that night when the fire was out We came up from the cellar below Our pub was burned, our booze was drunk Our heads were hanging low “Oh no!” says Brown with a look quite queer. Seems something had raised his ire. “Now we gotta head down to the Admiral’s Arms It closes on the Hour!”
9.
Chester Pass 04:18
Let me tell you a story from the past This one was told to me in a tavern on Chester Pass If you would care to take a seat and gather round I shall recall to you the story that I found. There was a boy and a girl from Bristol town They were young lovers and they tried to settle down The young boy disappeared the night before they wed Was never seen again the girl assumed him dead Then after two-score years the girl was still alone She still thought of the boy, and the man he would become She had a happy life but a lonely one at that She was the spinster-maiden the lady with the cat. The local people became afraid of the girl They felt her loneliness should have passed as seasons turned They did not understand the sorrow in her heart The vacuum left behind when her lover did depart The girl reached four-score years and was about to die, As she lay on her death bed she gave out a sigh She’d spent her life alone no family or kin She died alone that night, she eventually gave in When she dies and she reached the ancestral plane Her young lover was waiting, they were reunited again They smiled and held each other, they had found a home. They’re still together now she’s no longer alone Why do I tell you this tale, well please come close around I tell you for it shows that true love can be found We might not find it here, upon this dragon’s egg But don’t let that upset you, of this I beg Just be happy for the company you’ve found Don’t let the bad things in your life make you feel down We are all wonderful and individual Let’s make the most of life to stop it being dull.
10.
Syracusa Way 01:39
If I go down Syracussa way I find the maidens all the same They have their virtues and their faults But there’s some thing I really want A buxom wench, some ropes of blue And little yellow ribbons too A red bull-whip to guide my way A green mattress on which we’ll lay I’ll make sure I’ve got all bases covered She’ll have breasts in which I’m smothered. This is the way I want to die Underneath this lady where I lie Sometimes down Syracusa way I find a man with which to stay They never leave me wanting more Those pretty Syracuse boys They always have their ropes of blue And little yellow ribbons too The red bull-whip to guide my way The green mattress on which we lay I’ll make sure I’ve got all bases covered He’ll have thighs in which I’m smothered This is the way I want to die Underneath this fellow where I lie Last time down Syracusa way I found more than one with which to lay A man so tall, a maiden true I couldn’t decide which one to choose She tied me up with ropes of blue He tickled with yellow ribbons too With the red bull-whip they showed me the way A green mattress on which we lay I’ve made sure I had all bases covered Now that I’ve had multiple lovers! This is the way I want to die Crushed between her bosom and his thigh!
11.
There was a man called Allesandro was the finest of them all walked the streets of Syracusa was a patron draped in gold met a fine young lady by the name of Andrea one day Took her by the hand, and leaned in close she listened to him say. La la la……... by the rising of the sun La la la……... bathed in yellow we’ll be one As he left she stood aghast and leaned against the temple wall As she though of this young stranger her desire consumed all For she went inside the temple for to search for some relief When she found a man relief was found beneath some yellow sheets Alessandro he was watching but the maiden did not know For he sneaked into the temple saw the maiden all a-glow So he smiled and then acknowledged that her pleasure would be his As she stood to leave the temple he presented her a kiss She was happy of attention and then being rather brash She grabbed herself an inceptor they were married in a flash Alessandro beamed, his new wife too for now they both were one As they lay on the beach at sunrise bathed in yellow they were one.
12.
The Crow 04:35
Young Megan was sworn to a sailor boy Her heart she had given him free But before they could wed, or take to her bed Her sailor was called to the sea She waited for him to return again Though the fighting had gone on and on But he did not survive, so she laid down and cried For the loss of her Albion son. And the crow flies on Collecting the souls of the gone All through the land Folks are touched by death’s hand Borne on cruel wings as black as the sun. Her sailor had drowned in the ocean And his body was sent far below No grave left to see, where her sailor had been So Megan just could not let go She let herself wither and empty A shell of a girl left to mourn She hoped she would die, like a ghost in the wild But her grief to the air it was borne. Cross the land the crow flew with a purpose, The sable winged herald of death Her loss and her pain, would long be her bane And it wouldn’t let Megan’s soul rest For long years the two travelled together The crow and that poor hearted child Wherever they passed, a soul breathed it’s last Still they wandered alone through the wild. Then the pair came at last to the ocean And Megan could end all her pain Off cornwall’s great cliffs, she fell to the abyss Now she’s with her young sailor again.
13.
The Raven flies, across Londinium, She sees the people, and their suffering in hand. The waters rising, enveloping the land, The voices of the children, they call to albion. For Albion is changing, with a hunter on the throne, But the Pendragon still lives on, and he is not alone. Nethras cares for our people, The Hunter for our land, For Albion Prevails - Yes Albion lives on! The Phoenix flies, across Londinium, She sees the people, and faith and will restored. They sing of harvest, they look to chapters new The voices of the children, they praise albion.
14.
I’ve often wondered why things work out like this. Some days are dangerous and others contented bliss. Some days people die, and monsters roam the planes And other days are quiet, but these things I can’t explain. The death toll is high on a friday. Getting Higher through the next two gory days People stop living on a Monday now and then, But on a tuesday? Are we all safe in Albion? Do you know? Think about it, plan you wars, when you'll attack? If you do it Wednesday morning will anyone fight back? You might just rule the world with no-one in your way. But don’t blame me if you die, but the stats say you’ll be OK…….because OK I’m starting to see I could be wrong Perhaps I’m just a silly bard with a silly song. I like to make things up especially if they rhyme, Don’t heed my advice here, it’s just a waste of time……..but
15.
Every nation in creation has it’s favourite drink Leoness is famous for it’s wine, It’s beer in teutonic Maurabia has it’s coffee and they serve it blacker than ink. The wolves go for vodka, and… Albion loves it’s tea! Oh the incantors may be incanting And dismissing creatures with such glee But they don’t do it anymore when the clock strikes four, Cause everything stops for tea And the mages doing their magebolts to an enemy who won’t flee. They hold their power for half an hour for everything stops for tea. It’s a very good albion custom, though the weather be cold or hot. When you need a little pickup, you’ll find a little teacup, will always hit the spot. Don’t forget our dutiful healers, Always picking up you and me. Well don’t hit the floor when the clock strikes four Cause everything stops for tea. Even in the quesetor’s courtroom, In the middle of an innocence plea, Execution can wait get your cup and plate Cause everything stops for tea. Or the bard in his lyrical wisdom, Often pens you a song or three, But don’t get him to sing, when the four bells, Cause everything stops for tea. It’s a very good albion custom, And a stimulant for the brain, When your feeling rather weary, A cup will make you cheery, It’s nicer than trampagne. Now I know just why the warriors Leave the occasional victim be! “cause they’re at our door when the clock strikes four Cause everything stops for tea.
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A graze of minor injury there’s tea You took an arrow to the knee have tea, oh tea. Even winners of the jug jamboree drink tea and it’s drunk by queen eloise probably Likely change the course of history, lovely cup of tea When monsters leave you feeling blue And the queen has a rage that you can’t subdue You’ll likely see her point of view If you just sit down and have a brew If zombies come back from the dead And you’re all tucked up inside your bed. Put down your sword, use tea instead, then use your cup to smash their heads. Your leg’s trapped underneath debris there's tea, there's tea. You feel a burning when you pee have tea oh tea. Been sectioned for insanity, More Albione than a cake or three I’ve even heard it made a blind man see Lovely cup of tea. It makes you snacky ripped and brave And sends unliving back to the grave Puts curly hair upon your chest It acts just like a magebolt proof vest Clears Londiunium of smoggy air, and gives a glossy coat to your were. Could help you find excalibur. Calm and soothe your ancestor. Use it for diplomacy Cause everything’s better with a cup of tea.

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The debut album from Albion's newest band, The Broken Harts. Come explore the histories, rumours and comedy that exists upon our small area of the egg and see what wonders we have in-store for you.

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released August 2, 2015

James Goulding, Alexandra McCalmont and Evie Goulding with assistance from Ross Knill-McCarthur.

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James Goulding currently plays Raphael DeMedici in the Lorien Trust LARP system, and has decided to put together an album of in-character music from the nation of Albion (With a little Siciljan influence here and there).

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